Sometimes a comment thread is so good it deserves a dramatic reading.

Bison "Yes, Yes" Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Intro Song: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist
Background Music:
Laid Back Guitars by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100181
Artist: http://incompetech.com/